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Gumball | Darwin's Potato Diet | The Potato | Cartoon Network

mmm,fluffy,hey idaho my number one bro how's it,hanging,what's wrong with him isn't it obvious,um,nope dude you're eating potato in front,of idaho,the potato,that's it if it upsets idaho i'm never,gonna eat potato again there are plenty,of other foods i like i'll just eat,those i'll go after some fries,uh those are potato too what did you,think french fries were made of french,people smh dude smh,huh also potatoes wedges potato hash,browns potatoes tater tots potatoes,croquette potato but that is brown,potato potato salad,uh i can't believe i've been so,insensitive at least it was only once,each chip is sliced and diced and,lowered gently into the boiling oil,then boiled again in the boiling oil,do you have the time chipping,a quarter after two,before boiling them in boiling oil one,final time,what one,i'm so insensitive,yeah maybe you need to think about how,other people feel also i ate way too,many potatoes i'm proud of you buddy,openly admitting you've got a problem is,the first step to recovery okay,i have a problem,great all better dude that's not the,only step to recovery and that sure,doesn't have a back on it,and maybe the problem's a lot bigger,than you think,i do need help,okay dude we've cleared out your locker,and your desk is there anywhere else,we've missed,is there anywhere else i don't recall,could there be any other potatoes,i think we've got them,thanks for leading me to your secret,supply but you'll never find my secret,secret,dang stay strong bro i know this isn't,easy this is a very emotional time for,me i keep getting these horrible,devastating mood swings but it's fine,everything is great,all i need to do is relax like really,really relax i'll fight anything that,moves,well he's coping better than i thought,you know a lot of people find doing,something with their hands helps take,their mind off cravings let's search for,things to do with your hands,whoa,origami that's a great idea,feel any better not at all well at least,it hasn't upset anyone hey guys have you,seen my parents they were coming in,today to see miss simeon,no,never mind,clearly dedication and good intentions,aren't working time to put our faith in,something that looks like science but,isn't,welcome to dr zanthor's hypnotize,yourself to a healthier you,listen to the sound of my voice,you're feeling very sleepy,you're lying,is that get those chips out of my face,hey what are you guys doing ah do we,really have to tell you or will we just,admit that you've been eavesdropping and,already have a solution i sure do just,leave it to scoop dog oh okay is he,coming here do we go to him neither so,we just wait here or no no no it's me,i'm scoop dog it's a new nickname i'm,trying oh that was not at all clear,did it work not really aversion therapy,is just advertising with different music,see,also maybe it would have worked better,if you hadn't wedged my eyes open with,french fries,any other bad ideas well how about mr,smalls group therapy it's really good,i've been to every single one to cure my,obsessive personality every single one,haven't missed a week try to couldn't,you

"Breaking Bad" stars team with Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Emmy parody

"Breaking Bad" stars team with Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Emmy parody

I'm buzz Jackson and I'm Randy Jackson,and this is our poncho we deal in the,unique the unusual and the barely legal,and we always get the deal,this is barely legal,Sam is why did you - well hello there,mamacita I'm I'm here because I was,wondering if you might be interested in,purchasing okay I read somewhere that,Celine Dion has her own Island and last,night I had a little bit too much Rose a,did some online shopping so now I have,to pay for my own Island Tinkerbell,playing with the volleyball he is almost,as pretty as her owner well that's very,kind but actually you know what that's a,that's a Primetime Emmy Award is it now,it is I know what exactly what it is but,sometimes you got to play dumb in this,business to drive the price down and to,whom was this awarded um to me um I'm,I'm Julia Louie Dreyfus so oh I knew I,recognized you,I love no that's actually not my show,that you're actually being a mary-louise,Parker and that happens a lot cuz of,them you know the Louis Oh but anyway,now I'm on veep now,beep what's beep Oh sound of car makes,beep beep man I've never heard of it I,know feet you kidding me I love it you,know I've always had a thing for,for her yeah well I mean I mean,obviously a lot of people know who I am,most people know who I am and so it's,kind of I know it's kind of a nice,change of pace when they don't you know,sort of um it's sort of refreshing this,is pretty thank you yeah what was the,category in this one it's actually,written right there it says Best,Supporting Actress in a comedy mm-hmm,supporting hmm be better if it was a,leading you know hey I know supporting,is a huge honor,thank you it is yeah and it's a lot of,work actually sometimes it's more work,to be a supporting player and the lead,actor you know I mean depending on how,much support you have to give it yeah I,agree,well I agree yeah so what show know is,this from cuz that's gonna have a lot to,do with the value Wow it's Seinfeld,I felt problem is hmm that that show was,a comedy yes you see this would be much,more valuable if it was for a drama yeah,no no you know what they say,comedy is he throwing on he's hard no,that's not what they say I think that's,what I'm saying that's what they say it,isn't dramas a cinch well you'd be,surprised how many fakes come through,here so we're gonna have to check this,for authenticity stay tight,Jesus Christ it's it is metal okay,that's you you need to well get ahold of,yourself and I'm I need that back,I need no no no we're just about to make,it do you I can't Pawn Miami,what am i it's priceless to me I don't I,need it back okay he's not strapped for,cash you don't a TV show,well cable money though so tell me about,it,great here you go thank you listen okay,there's a call if you need anything else,no I don't want that man oh yeah that's,what I said,feisty she'll be back,I mean the truth is it has a lot of,sentimental value the Emmys so I'm glad,I didn't have to really part with it I,guess so,and those guys were like I don't know I,you know I think one is like Miami or,something it was it's pretty funky in,there so okay I think we got it,we haven't you so much yeah like I just,got a release signed huh okay,what is this thing that's not a poncho,uh-huh,and my attorney has looked at this I,said right yeah sure,where are my keys,I have my keys,oh my god,hello,have him up hey we wouldn't want anyone,to sneak out now would we you know why,we call this place barely legal pollen,you're Serena puffy bathing business but,we are not licensed and they can be,Midas pinky it's huge is it a boy or a,girl a

Wilson On Speed | House M.D.

Wilson On Speed | House M.D.

3:10 milligram pills and your finest,amphetamines you rang,you called me but you an espresso be,buying me coffee for a couple of weeks,thought I'd pay you back with one how,did you walk with the cane and the two,coffees,why aren't you suspicious because it's,either that or accept the fact that,you've done something nice and then I,have to deal with the horsemen and the,rain of fire and the end of days you,think I spat in yours or worse I stacked,them,you wanted to see me,pretty sure the label is shrink are you,really gonna leave where you going light,up interviews yet I'm not sure you're,pissed at house I get it you're symbolic,ating killing him,symbolic ating what symbolic elating yes,that's a hard word are you okay hey I'm,not the one so I'm not the one sim I'm,not the one pretending to kill someone,what would it take for you to stay is it,money he wants you to stay he said that,if I said he said that would that make a,difference are you sure you're okay nope,I'm leaving now late breasts thing you,know he wants you you know he's good you,know he can make you good I don't know,what I'm saying you don't I don't you,know what I'm saying and you know I'm,right,I gotta go sorry it's a P so long to get,down here I'm dr. Wilson I guess dr.,Stein's gone I'll talk to him when we're,done now dr. Stein said they're probably,calcium deposits oh if your medical,history don't take any chances I can't,see to put on my gloves today it's weird,okay well that's fine,once enough well let's have a look you,sure talk fast this is nothing just see,me when we're busy I just winked at you,I just,I've never winked at a patient of my,life I have no I am so sorry I have no,idea what I was thinking it's okay no,it's not I was hitting on you and I,wasn't I wasn't consciously hitting,anybody but what else could you think,that you were being reassuring that,would make sense,I on the other hand I I feel my heart's,gonna explode are you okay my sweater,yeah,is something wrong I can't okay put on,gloves to do a breast exam is perfect,it's 185 185 185 excuse me I have to go,kill somebody you dosed me yes I did but,only because you didn't trust me your,best friend you could have killed me,feta means are gonna kill you you don't,know my medical history I could have you,could have given me a heart attack,heart attack is that gonna kill you you,were in a hospital aha you yawned uh-huh,you tried to kill me I put you on uppers,and you still Yolanda means it's a,symptom of being a big fat liar,yawning is a side effect of some,antidepressants apparently the ones,you're on I'm not on antidepressants I'm,on speed that means it's a symptom of,cerebral tumor you got six weeks to live,mr. well-adjusted this is messed up as,the rest of us well why did you keep,that secret are you ashamed recognizing,how pathetic your life is it's not a,secret house it's it's it's personal how,long has it been personal it's personal,Yonex recent so either you just started,or you change prescription this is why I,take them their antidepressants not anti,annoying sense you think this would,naturally come up in conversation we,don't act hurt you don't care and one of,those occasions when your pompously,lecturing me and what to do to fix my,life wouldn't take them you'd rather oh,the on vicodin or stick electrodes in,your head because you could say you did,it to get high,the only reason to take antidepressants,is because you're depressed you you have,to admit that you're depressed,gimme are you going to admit the dope,and it proved that I'm not depressed,well I can't give you my prescription,you've got them meet with a psychiatrist,you you need a whole workup give me a,vicodin so I don't stroke,I wouldn't drink that I like her tonight,you

We Eat Like Donald Trump For A Day

We Eat Like Donald Trump For A Day

- I wanna be the best.,I wanna be number one.,- That's right.,- Keith first.,- Keith first. - Keith first.,(laughs),I want to be number one.,Today we're gonna eat like Donald Trump,for all of our meals.,- Mm-hmm.,- For breakfast, we have an Egg McMuffin,and a Diet Coke with a straw,and no coffee.,(somber music),(groans),It's good.,How many Diet Cokes?,Are we having one with every meal?,- What, I'm not drinking 12.,- I don't drink 12 glasses of water.,- Uh uh.,- Does he just have it, like, in an IV bag?,(burps) (sighs),- I've eaten half of this and I wanna take a nap.,- This truly is fine dining.,- Mm-hm,- You know, it's fine.,Think we're gonna go get back to work,and then we'll come back,and have some delicious lunch.,- I'm excited.,- How are you drinking that?,- I hate myself.,(lively horn music),- Well, it's lunchtime.,- Lunch.,- We had our three cookie snack.,- Mm-hmm, delicious.,- I've got two Diet Cokes on my table.,What have we got today for lunch?,- Okay.,(lively horn music),- Wow. - Wow.,- Wow.,- Two Big Macs, two fish fillets.,Remove bread from sandwiches,,add lots of ketchup,,eat with knife and fork,or,pizza.,Scrape all toppings off and only eat that,,eat with knife and fork.,No, no,,why are you taking my bread? - Wait, what?,- Why get a Big Mac if you take the bread away?,That's kind of the special part of the Big Mac.,I'm taking that lettuce back.,No, Aria don't do it.,Oh, God.,- No!,- Look at how he gooped out,all the ketchup into little dollops.,- It's cute but it's aggressive.,No, I'm hungry.,That's like nothing.,This is not a meal.,- No, you're taking the bread away.,- No.,How can you eat things like this?,- You want this?,- Thank you.,- This is how babies eat.,- That's a large baby. - This is what babies eat.,This is how babies eat.,Babies eat ketchup,and they eat frozen food,that's been baked.,- Do we have any more?,Alright that's enough sludge after this, monsieur.,- No more, no sir, no thank you, sir.,- There's so much ketchup on my plate.,No.,- I'm fucking hungry, okay.,I'm sorry for being very aggressive,right now in this moment.,I need,the,fucking food.,Like, I'm not full.,You ate a lot, though and I'm proud of you.,(burps),(laughing),- My nose is running. - He's going through a lot.,He's going through a lot.,- Oh, my God, why is this happening?,Aria, Aria.,- Blow, blow, that's good.,- I am baby.,(burps),- You're killing my friend.,- Well, we'll see you in a little bit,when you bring us some more delicious food.,- Bye.,- Need some water.,- You want some Diet Coke?,- No.,(lively horn music),Feel like garbage.,I got a headache.,Can't have any more Diet Coke, I'm gonna die.,(groans),What?,(lively horn music),(can snaps),(lively horn music),- I really just really need some water.,I haven't had any water.,Well, does Trump drink water?,- Thank you.,(slurps loudly),It's dinner time.,- It's dinner time.,(lively horn music),(surprised exclaiming),- Well-done steak with tureens of gravy,,bacon crumble salad,to be slathered with roquefort dressing.,- I'm a ranch bitch.,- I'm also a ranch bitch.,I haven't had a well-done steak in,over a decade.,How much sauce does this guy ingest?,You've turned my plate into a gravy boat.,The steak might be floating at this point,,there's so much gravy.,- This is like a decent meal at my auntie's house.,- Your Aunt Keith's house?,- Auntie.,- Oh.,- You can be my Aunt Keith if you want.,- I would love to be Aunt Keith.,- That'd be great.,- Oh my God, lil' aunt.,Come on in, I'm cooking something for you.,Is your friend coming tonight for dinner?,Okay, I'll make a little extra.,- I mean, the steak is actually pretty good.,- Oh, God, oh, God.,- This isn't that bad to me.,- Aw, you're crushing that steak.,- I'm starving.,- Hell fucking yeah.,- The dessert is chocolate cream pie,and add two scoops of ice cream.,Just dump it out, just dump the bowl.,Just yeah, yeah, pour more liquid on my food, Aria.,- I'm gonna fucking kill the intern.,(can snaps),- Goddammit.,- If you don't even see me take one sip,out of a new one that you gave me,,why would you give me another one?,(straw clicking),I'm pretending this is wine.,- What a time we had today.,I haven't peed.,- You need to go home,and you get a big jug, a big bowl--,- You know what I always say,,"Go home, have a bowl of water.",- Drink some water.,Have like a kale smoothie in the mornings.,- Well, we'll see you next time on,We Eat Like A World Leader.,(laughs),(choir music),I just wanted to let you know that,last night at about 1:30,I had severe stomach pains and then proceeded,to fully shit my brains out.,- I am so sorry.,- It's okay, I just wanted you to know.,- I hope we're still friends.,- We are, it's cool, it's chill.,It's not the worst thing I've put in my body either.,(choir music),♪ America, America ♪,♪ God shed his grace on thee ♪,(logo whooshing) (logo squeaking)

My Wife's Rules Only Apply to Me - Steve Treviño - Relatable

My Wife's Rules Only Apply to Me - Steve Treviño - Relatable

here's my biggest problem with being,married is the fact that my wife makes,the rules but doesn't have to follow,them if she wants to hang out with her,friends she just does there's no,conversation she just wakes up and,leaves and I'm at home scared because I,don't know what I'm supposed to do she,didn't leave a list I don't know what to,wear,there's no food what am I gonna do I,can't I can't I can't hang out with my,friends without having there's paperwork,involved I got to have a meeting a sales,pitch I got to put together a slideshow,thanks for coming babe on this first,slide you'll see I've been taking my,lunch to work and I've managed to save,$30 on this next slide you'll see a,coupon for golf which I would like to,use on myself golf balls you say no I'm,not gonna buy any I'm gonna stop through,the forest like an S fine,can't call my wife can't call her but,she's with her friends if I call her I,get what-what way that's if she answers,what what we're busy what in the history,of nail salons you've never seen women,outside of those nail salons on the,phone you've never seen it but every bar,in America there's a man underneath the,tree I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry,I'm sorry I don't even know what I did,but I'm sorry I I was gonna have one,more beer no I don't need another beer,okay I'm coming home who needs friends,honey I'm coming home that's if my wife,answers the phone sometimes she doesn't,answer sometimes she doesn't even answer,I'm calling and texting and I'm pissed,I'm ready to kill him I'll kill her I'm,pissed and she comes home and I go back,to the phone you were trying to call she,looks at her phone,if I had my phone off for four hours,while I was with my friends are you,kidding me,I would get home to the police and my,parents and her parents and her,grandparents of my dead grandparents and,they'd all be there and they'd all be,scolding me how dare you do that to her,she was worried about you you piece,master what kind of a man doesn't answer,his phone,that's why that's why I don't hang out,with single guys single man you don't,get it you think you're a man another,not a man all you got to do is take care,of yourself you don't even do that well,you're not a man until you have a woman,telling you what to do you want you want,to learn about patience and how not to,kill another human being you get married,I play golf with my single friends and,my wife calls and I answer my single,friends I say my married friends like oh,hey do what you got to do just just let,us know if we got to go well she'll call,she'll call she'll call you better,answer you can't go what quite ready yet,they have to talk you have to solve her,problem whatever it is whatever her,problem is you have to solve it yet to,be a man it's always something stupid,it's only some bullsh,I'll be playing golf and here it comes,hello yeah honey no I remember you,approved it you playing golf baby girl,what could I do for you would you need,to play a DVD you don't know how to play,a DVD I'm not laughing at you all right,baby I'll fix it when I'm done no we'll,take care of it right now yeah,who needs to hang out with these other,three guys yeah,TV and put honey maybe you should let me,talk you asked me for help remember on,the on the remote baby TV input on the,remote control you don't see the remote,control TV I'm not yelling I'm not,yelling at you,it says TV input maybe HDMI what remote,are you using yeah that remote doesn't,do she why you mad at me you're the one,that called me I'm Saturday that hello,hello oh I gotta go,let's see what she wants to play a DVD

Top 100 Thomas Sanders Vines (w/Titles) Funny Thomas Sanders Vine Compilation 2017

Top 100 Thomas Sanders Vines (w/Titles) Funny Thomas Sanders Vine Compilation 2017

nearest fast food i'm sorry,nearest fast food getting directions to,chipotle did everybody get their 500,textbooks yes turn to chapter seven and,start reading go first great now you,don't need it for the rest of the year,oh that makes sense,story time no matter how fast he ran he,could not escape the demon but he would,not let his soul be taken today,story time here she comes the queen able,to kill men with a single stare,better watch out honey story time one of,these men forgot to check their flies,that man was me these three were fine,do you remember everything yes it's not,that bad look,dude i don't know how i got an a well,there's only one explanation fairy,godparents,or i studied yeah or that story time it,was common law that a flower be,presented to the loveliest last well and,of course,we're getting pulled over quick put,these on licensing bridgette what the,nobody's here,who opened that devil car devil car,story time,she had no clue she was about to run,into a branch that was nowhere near,story time on this blessed day the two,proclaimed their love,oh shoot guys okay what was the name of,that kid show man,several days later dragon tails dragon,tails you guys,story time the two were models and they,love to strut their stuff,i'm lost can you tell me,story time little did she know the,mysterious figure creeping up behind her,story time in every group of friends,there's the dumb one,really can you help me dad of course,honey,it's not going to hurt you anymore,coughing go you smog,story time the ladies congregate here,every day to scope out the hot dudes,we do,joke time knock knock who's there it's,your best friend stewie griffin,and he's always gonna be there for you,story time she had been waiting her,whole life for someone to sweep her off,her feet,story time the man was about to step on,a snake on a snake,but he missed it,story time this was the moment the lad,would propose to the girl,no no no story time the man came to the,bus stop,every day to pick up hot chicks,i wish i could hang guys but i gotta go,hit the books oh,okay let's hang yeah story time the,teacher slaved over the board,she stared at thomas with a mighty rage,it was then that he realized while,reading his mind had been elsewhere and,he'd have to start the freaking page all,over,while you were gone you missed three,exams really and 20 homework assignments,okay i'm gonna be right back then i flew,myself right into the sun,story time she never even knew her shirt,had a whole,lot of style,ah my foot is asleep you know what you,need to do,it's gonna be so mad when it wakes up,another beautiful day,yeah we just got him he's a puppy he's a,sweetheart though he loves people,it's mine now story time with this final,bag she had completely disposed of the,body,hey do you want to go out sometime talk,to my hand,rude no shoot that never works i know i,should stop procrastinating and start,working but i'm kind of looking for a,sign,like this no from above this oh okay you,think you tough,oh yeah,no wanna play twister,sure i've never played left foot red,did i win spiro go you sky attack,i'm glad you could all make it we need,to discuss finances today,it's just me i know you owe me 20 bucks,you should start running,for president because i'd support you no,matter what,lincoln taurus go use one attack that,was the last,you it's funny you know the,sweetest thing on this menu,is you,really sorry all right who's happy to be,back,absolutely no one me neither let's get,the heck out of here,now the judge will choose the winner i,can't decide they're all cute and,they're mine now what,all right kids nothing to be afraid of,say goodbye to the house kids,i'm better than you disney pranks with,friends,there's a snake in my boot now honey,you're getting a little older you're,going to have to act a little bit more,your age the ground is lava,zubat go you supersonic,story time it was clear that a romance,was blossoming between them,a romance lasting a lifetime there's,only a couple of days left,but it's still school we're gonna work,no story time the girl loved smelling,her phone,it filled her with delight she sniffed,once more,hey man need help i got this one you,sure i don't need you,are you sure you're weak,i'm driving shotgun oh but you had it on,the way here whoa whoa,no i found a shotgun and i want the,front seat,story time the store clerk believed he,had put the wrong cans on the shelf,ah but he was right all along,where's the danger damn hi i'm your,guidance counselor i'd like to talk to,you about your plan for the future,nope why do you want this job because,please do you have a resume sure do,any references please and done,password must contain a capital letter,and five numbers three question marks,the poop emoji the name of your first,born song two greek letters batman,symbol story,to test their love she decided to use,her scary face,oh could they go any slower come on,what you gonna hit me no you're not,gonna hit me that's right story time,after months

Girl Hates Her Asian Culture | Dhar Mann

Girl Hates Her Asian Culture | Dhar Mann

what is that smell,mom are you for real burning incense,again,you're stinking up the entire house,mom did you not hear me i told you not,to burn incense anymore it smells,disgusting,it's so hard no it doesn't you know,that's our culture,this is america mom not asia,and what in the world are you hanging up,these they're for chinese new year come,over help me,no uh please do not hang this crap,around the house,look my friend hannah is about to be,here and now the house smells horrible,and you've got these,ugly decorations everywhere how could,you say that honey,these are our traditions even though you,were born in america,you have asian roots don't forget that,if you wanted to do this kind of stuff,maybe you should have stayed back in,asia do you know how hard it was for me,to come to america by myself,i left my family my home,everything because i wanted you to have,a better,life you are very lucky to have strong,roots,please don't take that for granted,whatever mom,you just don't get it,great now hannah's here and she's going,to see all this,this is so embarrassing,hey girl come in i just wanted to,apologize in advance for,what's that smell oh i know i'm sorry,it smells disgusting my mom lit up some,stupid incense,no it smells amazing actually i really,love it,really wow uh okay,come on let's go to my room,oh hi mrs long hi hannah it's nice to,see you,it's so nice to see you too what are you,hanging,these are for chinese new year it's a,big celebration all over the world,you see save it mom nobody cares,i'm sorry i know these decorations look,beautiful i love them,this is so cool you serious,thanks hannah by the way have you eaten,can i get you anything,no i'm okay are you sure i just finished,cooking,you know it's our asian culture to make,sure that when guests come over,they eat she said no mom stop trying to,make everything about asian culture,oh well if that's the case then yes i'd,love to try your food great please have,a seat,i'll be right there,your house is so awesome i wish my house,was decorated like this,look you don't have to pretend you can,tell me that you hate it,what no what is this,nobody's going to eat this can't you,order pizza or something,this is our traditional food but if you,don't want it,this is so good it's like the most,delicious thing i've,ever tasted i'm so glad you like it,there's more on the stove so help,yourself oh,thank you mrs long you're so lucky to,have a mom who cares so much about your,culture,lucky she's so asian it's embarrassing,i wish she was more americanized,you should be proud of your culture,sweetheart,and what about you hannah do you get,embarrassed by your mom,what's wrong is everything okay,i'm sorry what's wrong honey,you can tell us well,you see when my mom was pregnant with me,she was really poor she barely had,any money and wasn't able to take care,of me,when she finally gave birth,she had to make the hardest decision of,her life,to give me up for adoption,so i never got the chance to actually,meet her,i moved through foster care all of my,life,getting raised in different houses,i went from mom,to mom to mom,never getting to experience my own,culture,so you see i never got embarrassed,by my mom or my culture,because i didn't get a chance to know,either,oh my gosh i'm so sorry,hannah i feel so bad i can't believe i,never knew,it's okay i've never really talked about,it before,i'm so sorry mom i feel terrible about,how i've been acting,you were right i am so lucky to have,strong roots and i should have never,taken that for granted,do you think you can forgive me,of course we aren't,and hannah i would love to teach you,more about our culture,so come over any day and there will,always be a hot plate waiting for you,really oh my god that would be amazing,thank you eat,mmm this is good,next time you two are helping me in the,kitchen oh i can't wait,hey dar man fam make sure to subscribe,to my channels and check out this next,video,i know you're gonna love it guess who's,here i don't understand why we have to,share a room just because sabrina is,adopted,doesn't mean she isn't your sister,you're never gonna be a part of,our family you don't have to be related,to be family i'm your real daughter,she's just adopted

LARQ Asks for the Highest Valuation in 'Shark Tank' History - Shark Tank

LARQ Asks for the Highest Valuation in 'Shark Tank' History - Shark Tank

hey sharks my name is justin wang,i'm here today to ask for five hundred,thousand dollars for one percent,of my company lark,have you ever noticed that funky smell,coming from your reusable water bottle,i bet you have and if you're like most,people you do what we call,the sniff test,the average reusable water bottle,contains more bacteria colony,than your dog bowl or toilet seat no,wonder they stink,and it's no wonder it's so tempting to,reach for a single use,plastic water bottle the result over one,million of these guys are consumed,every single minute and that's no good,for your health,and even worse for the environment,that's why we invented the lark bottle,the lark bottle is the world's first,self-cleaning,water bottle that purifies water on the,go,with a simple press of a button and in,just 60 seconds,the lark bottle activates our patented,uvc led technology,pure abyss to eradicate 99.99,of harmful and odor-causing bacteria,viruses,and mold the results pure water from a,pristinely clean bottle,so sharks who's thirsty for a great deal,just want to be clear i heard you,properly 500 000,for one percent that's great robert,congratulations it's the highest,valuation ever requested in the shark,tank,you seem like a reasonable human being,tell us why it's not by the way in all,your teammates see i have a couple of,these,oh you do yeah great so that's awesome i,do but what's the market opportunity,that,justifies this so it's a huge market big,water is a real thing,it's a 300 billion dollar market,worldwide,of which reusable market is only seven,percent it is growing,i tried to square off of single-use,plastic water bottle several years ago,i bought several reusable options and,sure enough they ended up in the back of,the cabinet or in my gym bag,they would collect mold if it sat in my,car it would get stinky,so it's the self-cleaning part the cell,spray and purifies,it looks to me like you have a uv light,in the top can you explain,how this works and what it does this is,actually an optical system,that's designed to reflect the uv light,inside so simply you press this button,the uv light turns on my co-founder is a,phd,in physics from caltech he's engineered,this to bounce to optical light,throughout the bottle so then how many,minutes does it take,to do that we have two modes our normal,mode is 60 seconds and then we have a,venture mode which is three minutes so,if you want to take it to,a developing country or camping or,you're just somewhere where you don't,quite trust the water,justin is it safer than boiling water it,would be the equivalent of boiling your,water for like 20 minutes,really competition are you the only one,that has uv,activation and cleaning we launched in,october of 2018,we're the first owned one on the market,we have about 10 patents both utility,and design around this product and other,products but,there are copycats out there that we're,pursuing potential legal actions for,right now,so justin why is it worth 50 million,dollars,so we launched this product in 2018 so,we've been on the market,for a little almost two years under two,years and,in our first full year in 2019 we did a,little over five and a half million,dollars in sales there you go,in the last 12 months we've done over 9,million dollars,this year we're planning on doing 14,million dollars what are you going to,make on the 14 million,so we brought on our first outside,venture capital round earlier this year,in january and we,leaned into growing the business so this,year we're,expecting to lose about a million,dollars justin how much did you raise,6.7,at what valuation at a 31.7 million,dollar valuation,so just let's talk real business you've,only raised 6.7 how much do you have in,the bank,uh i have about 6.5 okay so you really,haven't had to spend anything good for,you right,yeah what did these retail for the one,you have right there is 95.,i paid 95 for this yeah holy crap

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