Paris' Gay Bakery is the only place to find La Baguette Magique | Hungerlust Ep 2

parisella je pense que les gens n'ont,pas une super opinions des parisiens qui,peuvent avoir l'air plutôt arrogant,bien sûr qu'on ressent une vraie liberté,la religion la sexualité les petites,terrasses sur lesquels tout le monde,s'assoit un conte de fées un peu la,spécialité par ici la fameuse baguette,serait ce un peu notre septième,merveille du monde à nous la baguette de,la boulangerie pour la france et c'est,un symbole de penser la vie je me vois,pas passer une journée sans par un pari,que la baguette de paris c'est quelque,chose,je suis le seul boulanger de paris même,en france à fabriquer la baguette,magique en forme de sexe la,particularité de notre boulangerie c'est,que on est une boulangerie pâtisserie,artisanale on fabrique notre pain ont,fait de la baguette de tradition,française,et justement avec cette baguette de,tradition on a décidé de la décliner,avec un petit côté fun et notamment,qu'aucun et on fait notamment la,baguette magique,bien sûr le guen choc c'est une,institution dans le marais des choses,qui changent pas avec des factures je,suis la quatrième génération de,boulangers pâtissiers et en aidant la,boulangerie pas de noël pas de vacances,les joies et mes parents faire des,heures et je leur ai dit jamais je ferai,ce métier là,l'histoire des pénis enfin ça vient en,fait avec mon père quand il était,installé à nantes en était une,boulangerie pâtisserie à côté de la,caserne militaire et eux pour faire des,blagues entre eux et commandé à mon père,des gâteaux en forme de sexe un jour mon,frère médias ce serait bien qu'on crée,une boulangerie un petit peu original,avec des produits chacun des étudiants,chocolat etc,mais moi je lui ai dit bon c'est un peu,compliqué de faire ça à nantes,si on fait ça on le fait sur sur paris,je passais du banquier terreau nouveau,boulanger gay et je suis fier de mon,parcours des boulangeries parent pauvre,trentaine d'années et on a beaucoup de,disparus donc les boulangeries trives ce,sont des professionnels,richard c'est fait c'est fait maison,c'est la vie ordinaire,le fait d'ouvrir effectivement cette,boulangerie qui était mon boulangerie,gay m'a permis moi de ma de dévoiler,tout mon entourage ma famille et même,mes anciens collègues de boulot,le fait que je sois gay j'ai décidé de,m'installer dans marais au niveau de la,boulangerie et j'habite fumant à dix,minutes à pied,ici c'est un condensé dans ce sont les,potel c'est la danse et la musique c'est,la vie moderne,on doit vraiment qu'on profite de la vie,c'est vraiment un quartier riche donc,moi une maison droit aussi préféré c'est,le red bar ou là après avoir été au,restaurant bas on aime bien les voir un,verre à vin là bas avec mes potes,puisque c'est assez branché donc c'est,plutôt sympa pour voir de nouvelles,têtes,bonsoir je m'appelle nolin duquel je,suis la seule à faire ça non mais moi ce,que j'aime bien en plus dans ce genre,d'endroit notamment reitz et quel,concert aux voix,on sait ce qu'on peut toucher et surtout,concret et là au moins on est en direct,existe changent de regard gare il ya une,atmosphère et c'est sa puissante en quoi,ces gens qui les créent écharpe pour moi,c'est un parti d'un personnage bon c'est,un amour je me suis dit je peux pas dire,mes parents que je suis gay et vivre mon,homosexualité pleinement comme je,voudrais donc me suis dit à paris il ya,même une communauté gay plus importante,où les gens sont aussi un peu plus libre,et voilà vous avez réalisé,la monnaie déjà richard a modernisé en,plus ce qu'ils proposent c'est bien au,goût du jour,il y suit un peu la mode,quel est votre problème les jeunes de,maintenance nourrissent pas de la même,façon qu'il ya 30 ans,à mon avis des étrangers ils ont une,image des parisiens qui pensent qu'ils,ont le melon guilon un peu trop sérieux,un peu trop coincé mais c'est absolument,pas du tout le cas si c'était vraiment,quoi c'est je pense pas que je vendrai,autant de baguette magique là donc en,fait c'est une fausse idée les parisiens,ils sont plutôt très fun j'aime bien,effectivement acheté le la baguette,magique pour pouvoir le faire à ma,famille tous les jours avec une amie on,vient chercher une petite part nos,petits gâteaux,chaque boulangerie à paris à sa,spécialité il y en a qu'une comme le,ketchup

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MAN TAKES WHOLE DICK OF BREAD

MAN TAKES WHOLE DICK OF BREAD

hey guys hey guys thanks my fire I'm,sitting at a gas station I'm on my way,to see my friend Mickey play his band,play at some place in Perth is quite a,while away we've got a new EP coming up,soon,Hey,tell me what your band Facebook pages,facebook.com slash the suite Apes it,what's it like being a disposable bass,player awesome wise why should people,look at your band because why is why,should anyone care because max mofo came,to a show oh you didn't like my lovely,introduction instead what you playing at,what are you filming for dude just tell,me a bit about the game that rust yeah,what is this game for documentary,purposes this is Gavin and sahiba I,you're gonna get bad enough without the,real good really good still the best,ever in Australia so what was that again,kid it's the best server in Australia,bar I could still run a better server,does this look like Australia to you is,it going now film yourself dude dude,we've been driving three hours from,north of Perth,I'm just you're trying it to this once,budget Bob thanks to Jane special thanks,to gate for driving us here like a video,and one day my best man for Jade yeah,thanks for driving us no problem,can I in to be the pupil so when did you,first become a max mofo fan oh that can,be early does that back in stick pivot,does those good mushrooms care yeah dude,dude that looks so dirty,what was the carrot in it are you an,expert cabbage pickup spends too many,days on runescape and the farmer,drop pickpocket him what are you,thinking on my dick explodes in the car,home zero it was probably a toil in,there if you don't around giant yeah 1,times 1 is 1 you ticket no play iSpy,Malinois,I spy with my little eye something,beginning with H page yeah oh no poor,the po-hos not pass no hydrogen no hydro,pump,lastly alien rescue bum yeah what is,that red line so how much do you think,that becomes three dollars one dollar so,we've got at 10:01 pack we got 40 cans,the $10 this is the Tower of energy,drinks pure canned cancer we're,going to play some League now Jade yeah,what are you going quick take your pick,top line well ok move I'll place channel,Jace who is your least favorite champion,in League favorite champion um puppy no, Shen Shen don't question yeah my,favorite chef see dueling legends looks,like a legend you I just won,a ranked game oh my god right ,oyster,Jade are you sleeping yeah why are you,sleeping on the floor next to the cat's,biscuits dear diary I think I'm gonna,die tell me if this is healthy or not,this is one this is one night did I,drink these I'm sure you drink a,lot too dog I want something this is who,reversing that's crop and rock that's me,alright sorry,that's no more digger that's Silent Bob,obviously I don't know I pushed Jay down,because he covers the part of the screen,and I give a about but I don't want,to move him,Oh what the are you give my ass is,done what are you doing at my house dude,um no this worid eating garlic bread,and this is a new viral video Warren,eating garlic bread,look at that luscious beard look haha,this big barn take in the whole dick of,bread,what's this twelve-year-old in the,corner right let's see if you want some,garlic bread can eating garlic bread,Cassie yep gosh in the day Oh yo foods,smart and that's about it,I drank some Bulls I drank some,chocolate cats like now look last,haircut,alright here I was you sleep good better,than juice seriously 3q Red Bull already,boy cat what the is elder than the,half dude is like 10 dude he's,not allowed in the house okay you look, not last midnight midnight before,that I got off the plane and I know I,forget but I didn't go to sleep then but,then I got to the house then I stayed up,I'm supposed to be working but it wasn't,working and then and then everyone came,over and then I didn't go to sleep last,night yet I'm not asleep now and then I,gotta start tonight cuz I gotta edit my,films I've just been drinking this bug,sick as well so it's not the best option,but I'm gonna give it a shot,I'm gonna go four days straight okay,this is K this is day-to-day life of,Kurt taking out the bins he does most,much the time because I can't,take a bit out or something this is a,fridge we got some butter,um just redbull I mean pizza and their,Red Bull and some B that's all the,fridge has in it I was pouring some like,$0.05 soda for breakfast,oh you like six to get out of my house,it's plain hast homebodies ,okay how you feeling smaller than I,asked you six times on I feel like,you're rotten do,I just wake up that's a play I'm,just gonna have a little a little bit of,a Red Bull snack you just perform a,breakfast if I worried you want to make,me a tea why not take the Red Bull left,on your table oh it's a startup,I look at the beard on this guy next day,in my book look at the beer on,this beast if you have ever seen some,kind of mountain Jack outback,paddywhack give a dog a bone Mountain,Packer that is one right there,looks like he cuts Logs with that, fur hat your log issue 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LAURA AND STEEEVEN EAT DICK (BREAD)

LAURA AND STEEEVEN EAT DICK (BREAD)

hi hey are you doing hi,the girls Dyson for the roses oh my god,these are from the girls not for me,hahahaha even a happy birthday,you big SIA it's okay is eating a pig is,reading this is obviously Alan wow this,is unexpected loveliness ridiculous whoa,Oh candy string oh that's in Britain,and this is business Nancy oh my god,okay I'll get you an iced tea but you,did you get a name on oh I tried to -,you tried the age of game you didn't get,enough icing that's going in my Studios,put down so what's your favorite ivy hi,everyone - Sarah no but I think that an,entity of good after yet just arrived,for my second round of stand up much,less nervous still feel a little vomity,but not as much as last time,baby steps look at all these balloons,Larry got four Stephen is a big I'm,covered in blue I get to love it just,check-in my teeth and try and like new,stuff at the first half and then,tweaking my old stuff the second half so,we will see how it goes we're doing that,they're actually milk you for a cup of,cocoa I'm going to show a lot of people,out there,wish me luck just women to a man change,not to give up on your dream,like even if you want to become,interviewed a nice little makeup,curricular not having in the Welcome,soon in your vagina which I guess is,courageous oh so we just got that,football it was like a insanely full,shut up early like at least that was,like 350 people I had a rough night I'm,not going to lie I trying like all the,material and I just felt like in over my,head I was I just got out I was after,this comedian who had been doing it for,20 years he was brilliant and,just perfect and and then I get up and,my first beat was to the fiance son when,I asked him to play and then they didn't,play a song but night like desperate,they play some I mean not that,wasn't they need to play that,louder from you dancing most so my first,joke was gone and then I was into like,trying all this new material which was,kind of a mistake I should have done the,10 minutes that I did last week and got,really tight and good instead of trying,all this new material so I wasn't,confident in it there was a full crowd,and they just came off from watching,this amazing stand-up and I just felt,like my confidence just went down and,you know so what a work well,that's how I did it some IV stuff on me,I'm not killed and so that was amazing I,tried new stuff that really worked,I did you know I'm doing their,mother,it's a dick bread because I,don't have anything else to eat for,different that's all I have I'm still,hungry and all I have to do this dick,but we all have anything else on the,plus side and I've got a friend you have,to take bread I love the blue,I love all the girls go for those is,pornographic well not lost in for this,one you also for all our working just,right look at picture make a video out,of that I'm stalling but like ever is,coming up t spread his bread this bread,is bread beef registry right every,children express his prestige pressing,pressing pressing pressing pressing,crazy spread his bread trusting secret,tip bread really follow no different, dick fraud and million to do I,want the big bread it's amazing your,dress is honestly run complete you're,slicing the difference yes you can slice,predict right that's inhumane,we have color no you don't like just a,dish in hummus the dick pressed stick,bread yeah,my name is Richard bread,since I'm indifferent tonight right I,would have been my best joke of the,night do you know why all the comments,that I met they were so they were so,encouraging first of all they were blown,away by my social media following,they were just like holy so the,weight that I've been I'm confident with,my videos and with doing sketches online,they're confident like that stand up in,me and I think that I know have it but I,just going to take a little bit of work,and I want everything to be so perfect,for the live show for you guys and I'm,willing to just work my ass off to make,it the best show that you guys have ever,seen,I'm know Roby just run you could throw,up right at my face,oh yeah bring something fresh I could,have shown you these not in that help,hello,I should have fun a big opening to Big,Brother all right hello Deborah rivers,just write a cell phone number from this,tank top on the outside are you putting,the victim off Cooper over here where,you kill those different I think we have,to pull this dick spread who bakes is,different,hilariously business he said to say,Switzer like matrix where does it let me,bought no they caught look at this ball,hooking there it they've bought the,beacon dull and then they brought it,home and me they've bred out of there,Harlan I guess that's what I'm saying,Larry and I think,I like you probably make me do it Oh,however minded person Apple besides your,wife must know so much yes she's not,other people this is really really not,yellow ie,not you he does good but no he's just I,feel like she says she's good in total,oh there's a lot of Steven 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How to Make Spotted Dick - The Victorian Way

How to Make Spotted Dick - The Victorian Way

oh,hello today i'm making one of the,simplest recipes i know,spotted dick or plum bolster it's,ideal for the servants hall and very,popular for the nursery and at schools,well it is very cheap to make,for this recipe you will need,flour suet,currants sugar,cinnamon egg,and milk,first i'm going to mix the flour the,currants the sugar,and the sewage together,everybody loves this pudding and so it,has lots of different names,plum bolster well plum because it has,dried fruit in it,and bolster as i suppose it looks like a,bolster on your bed,current pudding and spotted dick which,really means spotted dough,now i'm going to add a little cinnamon,and i'm going to whisk an egg into half,of the milk,the dough doesn't want to be too sticky,so i shall add the rest of the milk a,little at the time,now that the dough is firm but not too,sticky,i'm just going to knead it a little more,and it's ready to be wrapped in a cloth,my cloth is already damp,so i just need to sprinkle it with a,little flour,and make a bolster shape with the dough,you must make sure that you wrap it up,really tightly,and now it's ready for boiling,so,now that's been at a rolling boil for,just,over two hours so it should be ready,now i need to unwrap it,for the servants hall i'm going to serve,it,with a very thick custard,there we are spotted dick,you

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Caller Murrlogic (The Wonder Bread Guy)

Caller Murrlogic (The Wonder Bread Guy)

speaking of,speaking of erections let me get uh let,me get this gentleman on i don't know,what he wants to be called,so i'm going to let him introduce,himself this is the wonder bread guy,are you there sir is my mic on,yes it is it is oh uh,hello mr masterson how would you like me,to refer you as you want to be called,dick,richard or just mr masterson dick is,fine uh,please introduce yourself we have a very,beautiful,woman in studio with us today ari and,sean you might uh,you might know please introduce yourself,to the audience and why they might know,you or why,why you're here my name is mirlogic,i was referenced on one of your streams,by a man named vito who i talked to,years ago,we were going to originally have a,conversation between the two of us,but he got unbelievably busy i guess so,that never really pulled through,but recently he went on reddit and he,gave me a message about oh hey we,referenced you briefly on one of our,streams,and i wanted to show you this clip so he,sends me a link to,a private youtube uh playlist where it's,just,a big playlist of all of your previous,recordings,and around the 1 hour 18 minute mark of,the recording,um veto brings up my name in passing and,you guys only really bring me up for,like a whole two minutes,but i'm not sure if it was you or him,but like one of them mentions like i,wonder what race this guy is i wonder if,he's black,and when i heard that i cried with,laughter for like a good 90 seconds,you are the one you are the wonder bread,guy you are the guy who's paying,artists to create commissions of white,women,buying wonder bread with and they have,chainsaws,is that right yeah okay i'm bringing up,some of these artworks right now so ari,can see,uh let me put it on the stream actually,ari if you're interested i got brand new,projects i can share with chad if,they're interested,yes she's very she's nodding she's very,enthusiastically that she was interested,these are brand new i just paid for them,a couple of days ago you only just dump,them in the general chat,yes please all right here let me go grab,a couple of my,recent favorites uh some of these are,still in pre-sketch form so they still,need some work but uh,progress is being made okay um so while,i'm going to be,dumping some of these out can i just say,that i didn't really think about it like,ahead of time but when i was talking to,you via email,it didn't dawn on me that i was talking,to dick masterson,and when i thought about him like wait a,minute nick masterson,what the have i heard that name,before that it dawned on me,wait a minute dick masterson,that's mediocre's friend i am talking to,jim's best friend,i'm like you know how much i would kill,to ,have a conversation with jim i will,punch a baby,uh you have no idea what an honor it is,i've been pondering,to speak with you i've been pondering,about your um your wonder bread pictures,for,forever i don't do you know when the,first one of these that you did was,it's like it seems like i mean it seemed,it's like it predates the jar,i know that a guy collected his a guy,collected several jugs of his,semen and on christmas day every year he,would post online his years,the years um uh harvest so to speak,here's the thing here's a,common here's a common misconception,people don't understand,the artwork goes all the way back to,2012 but the fetish itself goes all the,way back to when i was three years old,oh wow okay um please dump your load in,the chat and i'll put it up,and uh tell us about tell us about this,fetish of yours,all about it okay so uh i hope you guys,are ready to go to clown world because i,know you're already there but we're,about to go dig ourselves new rabbit,holes so enjoy the ride,please take us on there and did you dump,the did you dump the,pictures in the chat oh no not yet, uh i got on a tangent when i,wanted to bring up the fact how i didn't,think i would find myself in a situation,where,i would talk to the guy known for the,ralph report i am a,big fan of you and the concept of ibs in,general despite the fact how,a lot of people have made their career,off of ibs it's gonna be very cringey,and i did warn riley in advance that i,was going to go off on a couple of,people because i thought to myself,you know there's probably never going to,be a time i'm never going to be able to,do this again,unless you you know enjoyed the concept,of me being here so much that i could,probably do it again which i'm all for,yeah i think so yeah so i'm just going,to,get this off my chest right now wait let,no let's do your do let's do the,bread first let's do the wonder bread,first and then i'll let you say whatever,you want uh i've got some of your,images here that i found on know your,meme,oh yeah here let me here let me post,these new ones because i'm kidding,distract here's one of my favorites this,is from my friend,uh jers this is of his oc's it's,princess high ground,and his other oc cassidy this is one of,my favorites i paid over a hundred,dollars for 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Episode 217 - Dick on Wonder Bread

Episode 217 - Dick on Wonder Bread

this shirt,it's about uh burgers and freedom this,is,abraham lincoln french fries actually,abraham lincoln yeah that's abraham,lincoln,it's some chain in number in lincoln,nebraska really um,it actually is a burger joint yeah it's,good too,it's real good probably well i mean it's,nebraska right aren't they,corn fed beef like all that kind of you,know butter,yeah and they all eat all the time so,they're as good as la,is it talking about itself they are,making,shitty hamburgers they known for,you know like offensive linemen like 350,pound,giant white farm boys eating that ,uh big boys yeah guy i knew from,nebraska was about,uh um 120 pounds soaking wet,yeah i like that term soaking wet yeah,120 pounds soaking wet yeah i guess,if you're wearing your clothes when you,get tossed in,it would make a little bit of a,difference yeah but,if you weren't probably wouldn't matter,probably not no,look at that haircut you've got because,you're not a sponge i don't have a,haircut,that's just your normal hair yeah what,did it do it looks great,it looks fantastic it's uh maybe it's,just my positive attitude,i thought it was positive yeah it's a,positive attitude waiting to see why,that why the,why the s is pronounced like that double,s oh double s it's like the um,positive that because i'm possessed that,character in,german that looks a little bit like like,a b yeah,where it's a very sibilant s yes i spell,it like that,my positivity continues did you hear,he's positive,yeah i don't want anyone to be mistaken,i forget everybody who i had to call in,today i can't remember,so i'm sorry if i this up i've,just been in,i've been in such a positive mood i,can't concentrate,on on details everyone just call in,there's calling it once,everyone calling it once i know mike,from sword and scale,oh see mike,i like color days i like color days too,they're fun,yeah they're fun and i get to get i get,to get out in front of it,i i put my narrative out in front of,maddoxes,when we meet new people that's what i do,i find some way to weasel it into the,conversation,like a psychopath well yeah,right right well controlling the,narrative is key,very important to control everyone must,control the narrative,yeah at all times get out in front of it,if you have a slip of the narrative,you're dead you're dead meat in today's,modern world yeah,if you don't hold on to that narrative,uh-huh,like a woman and it gets what the hell,is this sword and scale is already,calling it i said call out,did riley up again mike what's,going on man,what time did riley tell you uh he said,about an hour from now but but you did,something,okay oh no i was i was joking uh can we,do an hour from now,i'm sorry i will okay thank you,bye-bye bye for now all right let's,start the show before there's any more,screw-ups,i thought you were me i did that to him,i thought you were going to tell him he,was going to answer five minutes later,oh my god he had it in his headphones,this is what my positivity is doing to,me,yeah yeah,yeah it's a show where everything's a,contest,coming you live from mountain bunker,deep in the heart of the city of failure,hosic manchester aka the 20 million,dollar man america's worst mexican,67 weeks running joining me as always,this world touring la based comedian,sean the audio engineer hello dick,what's up buddy thank you for not,killing yourself yes i was just gonna,you know what you beat me to it thank,you all,thank you for not killing yourself i,feel like i need to say it because i,mean it,i don't know if you i don't know if you,can muster up the amount of positivity,required it's difficult for someone but,it uh,it helps when you're positive so it,wears off,uh yeah yeah but i'm influenced that i,thank you for not killing yourself,rub off against all of you i'm gonna rub,off my positivity against everyone,listening to this bad infection you,just can't get rid of you're all getting,infected with my positivity bonus,episode out,yes out now some people are calling it,the best bonus episode it's in my top,three,it's in my top three that one,there's gotta be one other and the other,one that i remember was when coach was,here and,we were laughing so hard i don't even,remember what we were talking about i,was around the lawsuit and,yeah land dog and all that and he,just stops in the mid he just goes,i mean i remember this being fun but,like this,this is insane like it was like that,coach said that yeah where it was like,it was it was crazy it was like top,three top three,maybe number one number one despite all,of your anti-science rhetoric that you,went on,that you went off on and embarrassed,yourself on during the bonus episode,yeah yeah there was a yeah there was um,everything,there was there was a lot of laughing,a lot of making fun of a lot of,screaming,a lot of laughing and then there was the,cherry on top,which was the last oh my banana docs,clip we played it had everything had,never explained to me how they made him,listen to,the his own greatest man in

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Dick Socwell Sourdough Bread

Dick Socwell Sourdough Bread

okay so uh,here we go,we're going to make the live on,and we're going to,start with the sourdough starter,and here is my sourdough starter,and i want to show this to you,and you can see hopefully,that um it's really nice right now very,fermented you can see all the bubbles,here in this side well let me get it,down there you go,um you're gonna as you if you start,making sourdough bread you're gonna hear,a lot about,starter and the right time to use it,and various ways that you can test to,see if it's right,uh basically i don't worry too much,about that stuff right now i guess i've,gotten used to knowing what it should,look like,but it should be very fermented,usually the top is kind of,bowed up a little bit you know if it,starts uh gradually going down then it's,on the downside and still can use it but,this is just this is just really uh this,is perfect so,what we're going to do here,is um,we're going to put in,my bowl a half,cup of cool water,just like that,and uh,then,my recipe that i've come up with,calls for about three quarters of a cup,of starter i like to use more than that,i i just like more starter it gives it,better flavor i think so i'm just gonna,spoon out some here just scrape it on,out,and uh,i would guess that that's about a cup,you can see it's very thick very sticky,stuff,so then we need,one cup,for my recipe of bread flour,so,get a cup here,and you,you probably have noticed,in this and maybe other videos you've,seen i don't measure precisely,i don't sift the flower i don't scrape,off the top to get an exact cup it's,just not my style i know there are,people who do that who insist that you,have to do it that way i just don't,believe it i get good stuff just doing,it the,more sort of casual way,and um i find that to be,satisfying for me so,you can do it either way you want,um,we also need a half cup,of whole wheat flour,there's about a,half cup of whole wheat flour,so we've got that going for us,and,want some salt,and as i've mentioned before i,usually use kosher salt,i don't know why i use,kosher salt but i do,it's just the way i've been doing it for,so many years,so there you go,half a tablespoon half a teaspoon sorry,of uh,kosher,now we're gonna mix this up so i'll grab,myself a,nice wooden spoon here,and uh we'll mix this up,real well,and uh,usually i have to add a bit more water,because it gets just too dry and i'll,show you this you can see,that's pretty dry,i can still mix some of that flour in,but um it's uh it's too it's too dry,okay let's do just a bit,more water,until we get it,the way we want it to be,okay,this is,coming together together a bit better,still looks like it's going to turn out,to be a bit too dry so i'm going to put,a little more water in there,a lot of times i have to,really,just keep mixing it until it's,you know you don't want it to be wet,okay,definitely not wet so try to keep it,relatively,dry,you know you want to be moist but not,not,not too wet okay so here's what i have,and you can see it,pretty well sticks in there like that so,this is just about the way you want it,to be so i think we've got that done,okay,so,put that down,so now what i'm gonna do,is scrape off the excess here,because i like to,i like to have all,of the dough i can,retain,now,we're going to cover this with plastic,wrap,and we're going to leave it on the,counter for eight hours or so,and um,in the morning,then we're going to start making the,bread so it's um,it's about 8 30 i think right now,so if we're up and getting going on it,by,six o'clock that will be great,again that that time frame is not,precise at all so eight to ten hours 12,will work um so,all right so i'm gonna do that and we,will talk to you in the morning okay,um it's morning,and uh it's about six o'clock,uh good time to get started here now i,wanted to show you something though last,night after i um,finished uh,the video i uh i fed my starter,and i want to show you what that looks,like this morning,you can see that it's fermented very,well,beautiful,too bad i don't have,anything to use it for,this morning i could but uh i'm gonna be,busy with uh our project,um,you know i do feed it about once a day,now uh uh for,uh the weekends when i do my baking,and i refrigerate it,for the rest of the time so you you can,refrigerate this stuff for,a week 10 days even more,and then you don't have to feed it every,day so keep that in mind,okay,so,what we're going to do now is um,we're going to take a a look at the,lavon,that we put together last night,and we're going to do the mixing of that,with the rest of the recipe i'll show,you how that goes um,i use a stand mixer,for a couple reasons one is that,kneading the bread and so forth is,difficult because of arthritis issues,the second is that it's a lot easier,to do it with the stand mixer the third,is that the stand mixer,uh because of the power that it has,allows me to incorporate a flower,into uh you know the the dough,until it's really uh where the way i,want it to in terms of being quite

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Dirty Subway Workers' Penis Bread Exposed (Pictures)

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to Ohio so we workers %uh Cameron,EN who have been posting on their Twitter Instagram dirty things that,they've been doing it,subway while their work in are supposedly they say they're not they are,so I'm what do they do well one of them freeze their p,at work hats for are then,the other guy puts his penis on bread robson we'd priest right there,and they also make bread in the shape of a penis which I actually think is,oppressive,is that a signature half alive is a forerunner,it is impressive but and one of them has admitted,that they did a the bread making a belief,I know he he admitted to robbing the bread but it wasn't at work,okay expensive we'll have more deranged why would you want to take the subway,break that smell you know that smell in some way,there's a Cliq yeah I so I want that smell in your house your gonna bring,that bread,and then you're gonna rob your happiness on the bread,let me know what kind where it was I know PAYE it was a pirate now I'm,Jeff maybe a whole week you know me maybe all,you just admitting that you're fooling around herself at home alone I mean you,probably are you admitting,2i you don't like people amaze me I I wanna for many things I i honestly I,never thought,they want to freeze my p like that however I have not got a very good what,did that have to do with anything I was like I don't even joke,is there even a freezer at Subway I get a crash,like I don't even know how like but they soon that anytime a guy does,something big I who is prettier,I eight times a guy does something with his %um tell you if that is for him to,get off in some way like you know that he,like he enjoys it like I yeah well it was like I albums and freeze my p.m. any,then what did then why don't know what happens and you ready if someone is,really getting its like lemonade slushy,slurpy I'm okay maybe I don't know that they didn't say that the stories I don't,know if that's really what he was trying to do,okay let's let's put the frozen peeing on the site I think perhaps,going with you i think there's something we can say about the,the warm bread you get possibly think of something member affected by,time with the warm bread ya America but you know you this hollow it out,nice piece a warm Tabata hey,somebody to bang you know what i'm saying so I get that part,the idea that he drove it home and that it was earlier this shop,my ass yeah no way melee,no way and in the profession bread is at,subway ok guess not you're all my time if they get home it's cross the,its gonna cut you up it's a bad idea okay and your food,yeah he also tweeted any Instagram did he think that he was gonna get away with,this,now that's a big tobacco yeah hitting the shelves like why are these people,putting it out and that is not a he's and tell you that much right there just,are you're just by the size of the,you can even get a close look at how did it get across the sandwich with what yes,that's,I wanna I was pretty embarrassing moment ever put that out there and i felt,really rather on GIs,that's no Anthony Weiner oh yeah it's yeah so,know but as a thing like young be I like i guess i sell my grandma they would,know and yeah I'm always anxious,they like think they're like oh my god this is so funny aroma dick in a,sandwich,photograph well I got all your legs severed legs,you'll also get you fired a possibly arrest in you dumbass were fired,yesterday,just who you are now adult followers of course they're gonna fire you,so if you gonna do that for pricing hold the mayo

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